Where am I? 

Where am I?

Well, still trying to figure out entry system on ths blogging site. It's TOO user friendly. Bleh. I'll probably have to find a better host at some point.

I came across this East Valley Tribune Article earlier today. And my response to that article is simply: Duh. I mean honestly, of course his phone is going to be off the hook. Our farm system makes other GM's cream their pants. Is it just me or do main stream reporters have any idea what the hell they are doing half the time?

Tonight's game sees Brandon Webb facing Jason Jennings. Part of me wants to see Luis Gonzalez and Craig Counsell involved in a fata... err season ending.. collision tonight. Wait, did i say part of me? I meant all of me. Well, the part of me that hasn't gone... I'm not really sure where I'm going with this, but I'm really sick of Gonzo and Counsell. "Oh, but they're the team leaders!:" .... "But Craig Counsell has the coooolest batting stance ever...!!!" ..."2001" .... I'm tired of that. So knowing that Gonzo and Craig both suck, and by suck, I mean I don't give a shit if Craig Counsell has a valuable glove, his offense negates his defense. I mean, I love Craig, and god knows that I want to have his love child as much as the rest of any of us this side of the diamondbacks mlb message board, but I'm sick and tired of having light hitting shortstops on this team. I'm sick and tired of having a left fielder that throws like a girl(no offense jenny finch), and hits like a light hitting middle infielder.

Now where were we? Oh yeah - the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones..